Posted Tuesday, September 24th 2013 @ 12pm
There is a scourge that is plaguing this great nation of ours. It has nothing to do with terrorism, or even the Zero Tolerance policies. It has everything to do with so called "flushable" wipes. They are screwing up with sewers in this great land of ours, and local governments are asking people to stop being so tidy with their back sides! A While back we talked about people HIRING handicapped persons to go with them to Disneyland and other theme parks. The reason being is that you could use these people to skip the lines and head right to the front. Well, the good times for those rich enough to afford the handicapped are OVER! Disney is set to change its policy on disabled people getting cutting privileges. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, RICH PEOPLE!!! NFL players get hurt...its just a fact of life for those guys. But when it comes to head injuries, the number of players smacked in the head with a champagne bottles is very low, and player hit in the head BY STRIPPERS wielding Champagne bottles has got to be near zero...until now! The person that won the Powerball in South Carolina has claimed their prize, and they have released only scant information about this person. We do know one thing. He wasn't out to buy a Powerball ticket in the first place...his wife sent him out for Hot Dog buns. As Wilcox always likes to say..."You can't wrap you weenie in lottery ticket." Truer words have never been spoken on the show. And finally, we dive into the 3 strangest items up for sale on the Carolina's Craigslist. Then we play the price is right game trying to figure out what people are asking for their pieces of junk! ENJOY!!!