Ok, this is going to be our secret. This is inside information for Res. Sunday listeners - I will PERSONALLY help you get rid of the in-laws this Sunday.
Yeah, it was great seeing them. FOR THE FIRST SIX HOURS! By Sunday the only thing you'll have too much of more than TURKEY is THEM. The 'rents-in-law. I mean, c'mon how freakin' funny can Matlock and Golden Girls be after they've seen it for the 40th time. They come down from Philly, Jersey, New Yawk, where-ever - and they keep saying. Charlotte, not like home is it? Not like home. Yeah, no crap - not like home. Back home we have major pollution, traffic up the wazoo and uh, YOU! No, not like home and I am freakin' thrilled be rid of youse guys (ya'll).
Ok...here is the deal. The earlier they leave on Sunday the better. Beginning at 9:00AM I will start giving FAKE traffic reports. Something along the lines of....
"We've been advised by the State Authorities that there are MAJOR - MAJOR traffic delays on Highway 77, 85 and 95 Northbound beginning at 1:00PM today. If you are heading north - you are advise to leave immediately if not sooner"
Federal authorities indicate that if you are still in the Charlotte area at noon - it may take up to 24 hours to reach the Philadelphia area."
Ok, now there will be some that won't know this is an inside job, but screw them for not reading becoming a "unique".
Good luck, and Happy Thanksgiving.