... Yes that is how I meant to spell it. Man is a craftsman.

WELL BEACH DAY WAS RUINED!!

Cuz this guy, WHO CLAIMED HE WAS COLD SO HE NEEDED TO.... was caught... touchin' his bad self on the beach....

And to the beach he had only brought lotion and a towel... and where did he sit? Right in front of a momma and her two kiddies....

Um.... okay.

Donald Arthur Gilbert IS SEVENTY SEVEN YEARS OLD and confessed to his.... touchy crime. (ew)

FULL STORY HERE

Content provided by Jenny Haining, American University 2013