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Well this is akward. 

This woman beat the crap out of her man, and was arrested, because her man reached that mighty point of release of that which creates babies... too quickly. 

You read between the lines and you know what we're saying. 

So, unhappy about this premature ejaculation of love, the woman beat the crap out of her paramour. 

And she got locked up. 

Click here for story, from FLORIDA, with tasty mugshot goodness.