Wilcox continues to bust Woody & Mel for NOT watching "Inside Amy Schumer" on Comedy Central.  She IS freakin' hillarious.......

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:   Man busted for shoplifting $18 worth of meat in memory of his dead grandmother.

Man tells cops the 41 grams of meth in his sock is his "friends"

Remodeler finds comic book worth over $100K in wall of $10,000 house he bought

Yesterday there was a horrific terrorist attack in London.  The details are truly mind-blowing and scary.  We discuss...

Craigslist Price is Right:  Vintage Birthing Table...with pic

Man looking for a woman to "lick his nipples" for 30 min.  Yep.

9 Pig Snouts for your next dinner photo op

Donations continue to poor in to help all the folks in Oklahoma recover from a massive tornado earlier this week.  Sadly, some people aren't quite sure what to donate.  Woody gives the details....

A bus driver pulled a classic April Fool's Day prank on a bus full of middle-school kids.  The video has just now surfaced and the audio is classic.  Check it out.....

A shot to grab a VIP pass to hang with W&W tomorrow night at Taps Pourhouse & Eatery for "Ales & Cocktails" with a game that Mel has to play:  "Rhymes with Taps"

The show "Arrested Development" is back but only on Netflix.  One of the characters on the show has an interesting phobia.  Woody explains and we took your calls on phobias you have........

It Happens in Flor-I-Duh II:  Teen in court for stealing friend's virtual money

Man gets handcuffs stuck on himself and calls the police for help.  They arrest him for an outstanding warrant.

Woman accused of etching image of male genitalia on a stranger's car after she didn't stop for a pedestrian.

New band name for DZL today:  "Truck-Load of Sex Toys" 

The Charlotte Observer is coming in to do a story on Woody and Wilcox...for some reason THIS picture is involved:

Woody saw an interesting & sad bumper sticker on the back of a car yesterday and more videos are continuing to surface from the massive tornado in Oklahoma.  You GOTTA see this "old school broad" being interviewed by the local news....tears may fall.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Woman steals credit card to pay for toe reduction surgery.

Woman arrested after damaging ex-boyfriend's house.  She left some DNA evidence for the cops..........

Man runs out of gas on the interstate so he sets up his drum kit and starts rockin' out.

Free tickets to see 311/G Love & Special Sauce and Cyprus Hill this summer with a game that Mel has to play:  "Over/Under 311"

Mel had to see a new doctor yesterday and had to fill out tons of forms.  One of the forms was quite interesting.  We discuss and take your odd doctor's office stories

Tickets to the Coca-Cola 600 today with a Woody game:  "Married to a Pole or Married to a Troll"

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  60 year old man accused of "emailing the bagpipper" and exposing himself to a cop at a public park

Woman brags about hitting a cyclist and leaving the scene.  On Twitter.  Cops have Twitter too.

A butcher has come out with marijuana bacon.  Dude.

It's official!  Michael Jordan announced yesterday that the Charlotte Bobcats will be called the Charlotte Hornets.  Mel's Dad is a Big Hornets fan & gives us a call.

 New band name for DZL today:  "Visible Nipples"

The town of Moore, Oklahoma suffered tragedy yesterday after a massive tornado struck.  The details are heartbreaking & we discuss the devastation.  YOU can help by donating to the Red Cross.  Info here

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Robber covers burglary scene in mustard & steals some beer while being chased by cops.

Man sets up a camera in his house to catch paranormal activity on film.  Catches girlfriend making out with his son

Woman upset a family member won't share some cheese with her.  Woman then puts poison in the cheese to harm family

No one has claimed the $590 million powerball lottery winnings in Florida yet and apparently, a $2 million ticket was purchased in Fort Mill, SC and no one has claimed it yet either.  Woody isn't shocked...

Craigslist Price is Right:  A fanny pack that you can carry your dog in.  A Fundle Dog Carrier.  With pic

Frozen Sour Cream.  It's expired.

Needed: a really, really skinny person

So a woman changes her baby's diaper at a Starbucks in Denver, CO on one of the tables.  Apparently they didn't have a diaper changing bench in the bathroom.  A ruckus ensues & Starbucks has apologized. This made us wanna know what disgusting things you've seen happen in restaurants....nasty stories!

Comedian Maz Jobrani joined us in the studio this morning.  Funny, smart & interesting.  Check him out tonight ONLY at The Comedy Zone.  Tix here

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Two sisters fight over rice and an iron, a pot and a broomstick are involved.

Mayoral candidate named Butts admits to defacing opponents signs.

Woman is upset that husband & daughter didn't invite her to go car shopping.  She tries to kill them with poisoned burritos.

DZL's new band name today: "Tainted Burritos"