It was announced last night that "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane will be hosting the 85th Annual Academy Awards.  Woody is jazzed.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:   Woman has 36 vials of crack in her special place..........

Chinese restaurant closed after road kill found in kitchen. 

Pet Monkey place on house arrest after biting man

Here's a happy Flor-I-Duh follow-up............good times.  Insanity at it's FINEST!

Craigslist Price is Right:   Vintage Walton Vibrating Belt Butt Shaker

Enlarger Pump with Pink Lady Parts.  With Pic....

KISS Coffin Autographed by Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley

Gas Mask Water Pipe/Bong.  In Gastonia of course.

A guy in Tega Cay saw some pictures on Facebook and figured out that a few local kids broke into his house and had a party while he and his family were on vacation.  Kids were puking, passed out in the kitchen, using funnels in "obsene" ways..............   THIS led us to a discussion about house parties.  Mel had a few and we took your calls

Sold out tickets today for the Three Days Grace show at The Visulite on October 26.  We gave away tickets today with "Three Days Grace or A Punch in The Face"   Excellent.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is making the rounds on all the talk shows to pimp out his new book.  He hit Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.  Great sound bites and Woody does his Arnold accent. 

Woody announced this morning that Mel was right.  It will NEVER be uttered again.  Find out WHY she was right..........