Yesterday Creed lead singer Scott Stapp was on "Fox & Friends" discussing politics.  Why?  We have NO idea............

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Woman says she never uses toilet paper & NEVER washes her undies. 

Man says VA Hospital treatment caused frostbitten penis.  Suing for $10 Million.

Local city council commissioner sends nude pics to her first cousin.  He's also her lover.

Woody was raking leaves yesterday and experienced something "interesting"..........his neighbor topless in her yard.  He explains... 

There's a German company that is selling rum, vodka & whisky thats been poured down women's bare breasts before bottling.  Intern Chelsea doesn't get that guys ARE that stupid and will pay for this.  Mel tries to make her get it..........   AND Mel says "Wang Bang".

An Alabama dude is going to jail for TWO years for "teabagging" an LSU fan that was passed out drunk.  Wilcox says ALL dudes have had this experience or seen it. 

Looks like there's gonna be a diaper shortage due to an explosion in Japan.  NOT as dirty as it sounds but of course, Woody makes it gross...

Actor Liam Neeson appeared on the "Ellen" show yesterday in a pink speedo and raised $20,000 for breast cancer research.  Mel watched the show and commented on the size of his large wang.  Woody, AGAIN, admitted that Mel is right..............