Sure....the first Presidental debate was on last night but the REAL action was on "South Park"   They made fun of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" and it was glorious.........

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  A welder loses his legs and his testicles in a work accident.  And he's suing for HOW much?!

Guy advertises on on Craigslist for a woman to be a topless dungeon master at his "Dungeons & Dragons" bachelor party.  She must be a C cup.

Nothing says GREAT first date like a woman showing up with her 16 year-old son and a bag of clothes...

Debate Drinking Game....Woody explains.

4 lb Hairball removed from a 19 year-olds stomach.  Wanna see.......

Craigslist Price is Right: Bacon & Eggs Scarf.  Made by a cheating bitch.

Obama Pic made out of Dryer Lint.  Framed. 

Holistic Homeopathic Tampons.  With pic.  Yuck.

The book "50 Shades of Grey" is SO popular that now a home kit is coming out.  Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like handcuffs & a whip.  Wilcox has questions.

Some kid, on a bet, LICKED a NY City Subwail rail.  The whole rail.  A doctor explains that THIS is not healthy.......

Comedian Rachel Feinstein hung out with us in the studio today.  Funny chick!  She & Mel had LOTS in common!  Check her out tonight through Saturday at The Comedy Zone.

Woody gave an update on the "Butt Chugging" college kid.  Ummmm...what?!

Couple of new band names for DZL today:  "Licking Hand Rails", "Butt Bourne Diseases" "4 Pound Hairball", "Silver Pleasure Balls"