Taco Bell is planning on introducing more "upscale" restaurants around the country.  Woody is BEYOND excited......

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Some dude tries to rob the pizza delivery guy with a stun gun.  Delivery guy REFUSES to give up the pizzas...

Daughter stabs her Mom over a used tampon.  What?

Spat over length of shower leads to stabbing.

Did you know that folks who have weight loss surgery get a special card to get cheaper food at restaurants?  It's called the "WLS Card"  We explain.....

Craigslist Price is Right: Cheap Ass Computer Desk....AWESOME description.

Erotic Nude Sexy Playful Lesbians Bronze Statue.  WITH a pic...

Butt Enhancing Underwear 2XL.  New...only worn a few times.  Huh?

Follow up on the Flor-I-Duh story about the guy dying after winning a cockroach/worm eating contest to win a snake.  We found out that these contests happen LOTS in FL and we took your calls on weird things you've eaten.

Listener Tammy shot us in email this morning about a "Dear Abby" story.  Ya GOTTA hear this one.......

Does the sound of nails down a chalk board make ya cringe?  Scientists now know why...

Did ya know there's a Lingerie Football League in Canada?  They take it quite seriously...

If you've NEVER seen a woman eat a HUGE block of cheese like a hand fruit, well............you are welcome.

DZL's band names today: "Hand Fruit", "Female Jerky", "Mood Management Pharmaceuticals"