Banjo Politics.....this commercial explains it all. Woody will never make fun of South Carolina again!

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Dude legally named Darth Vader gets in a fight with his neighbor over an affair.

Brother & Sister get caught trying to steal televisions from a sports bar bathroom.  Tell cops they were having sex. 

Couple complains about sushi and the restaurant owner shoots at them.

What happens when you say the word "bomb" in an airport?  We explain and it is NOT good..........

Mel found a pair of women's panties on the rest room floor at work this morning.  No...they aren't hers but she did take a pic of them.  This lead to a helluva lotta calls about "odd" or "strange" items found in bathrooms including a bathroom bartender and a turkey.  Hear all the calls here.

New survey was released today on the best city in the WORLD.  You'll be amazed when you find out which city is the best....hint...it's in South Carolina.  Yep.

Tons of new names for DZL's band today:  "Vomit Garnish", "Bag of Cats", "Toilet Steaks" and "Smuggling Turkey's"