Our buddy "Red-Headed Garrett" shot us some details about odd things found in the bathroom.  Toilet Condiments......details here.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Alanis Morissette for 6 hours will make ya smack someone.

Kids see naked pics of their teacher on school-issued iPad.

Cops use Taser on blind man thinking his cane is a sword.

Yesterday Woody's wife booted him from a parent-teacher conference.  Good times.

Jail has THE best bologna sandwiches EVER.  Here's proof!

Craigslist Price is Right:  Used Diaper Harness for Pet Ducks.  Awesome description and pic.

Prosthetic Leg...used...in Belmont.

2 Bags of Hangers.  Wire & Plastic.

A guy in North Dakota just sold a 20 year-old gallon of McJordan barbecue sauce for $10,000.  Did ya know in the 90's McDonald's had a "McJordan?"   We grabbed your calls on things your holding onto that you think are worth something.

A STELLAR round of "Canadian, Mustache or Dead" today for tickets to the sold out Three Days Grace show.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  67-foot bronze statue of a pregnant woman with a sword.

Woman repeatedly calls 911 to praise bologna sandwiches

Reality star busted for urinating in a puddle.

Science is a wonderful thing!  Scientists have THE best job, especially when they get to do this.......

New names for DZL's band "Bag of Hangers" and "Toilet Condiments"