The "Friskies" are on the way.  Woody explains.....

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man has replica of wife"s lady parts engraved on her tombstone.

Sheriff's lieutenant fired for stealing $227 can of paint.

Naked man on PCP bites off own finger.

The final Presidental Debate was last night between Mitt Romney & President Obama.  Some reporter is SO bored that he wrote an article on THIS.....

Craigslist Price is Right:  Justin Bieber Custom Cornhole Board

Love Swing & Stand.  Never used...HONESTLY

FURBY from the 1990's.  Pic.

Monster Energy Drink is catching some heat from the U.S. Government.  Discussing this lead us into a chat about "warning labels" on products.  We took YOUR calls..........

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Naked man sets house on fire and tries to shoot a cop.

Woman fakes kidnapping to get a day off work.

Shoplifting suspect told deputy she thought what they were doing was illegal.  Pic of shoplifter.  Classic.

There is something in your house dirtier than your toilet and you touch it every day.  Woody gives details...

New name for DZL's band today:  "Drool Muffin"