Shocking news today about Eva Longoria & Mark Sanchez that has Wilcox excited and Mel got snubbed by a dude a Hooter's last night.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Masseuse offering a $350 Face-Slap Treatment
Man shows junk to cops to prove he has a rash
Bank robber goes back INTO bank after being shortchanged
A former employee of NBA legend Magic Johnson is suing him. Sexual misconduct? Nope. Squeezing "Red Vines" Mel has no clue what "Red Vines" are...........
In honor of the start of the World Series tonight we played a round of "Baseball Player or Porn Star" for tix to the sold out "Three Days Grace" show.
We learned two things today: Katie Couric has a daytime talk show & old rocker Rod Stewart did cocaine in an "ODD" way....
THIS is why the internet was invented. Dumb but beyond funny.
STD decorated cupcakes. Yep. See em & get ill.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Boy with pet Owl attacked by silly string gang.
Woman steals cheese log & laxatives.
Man crawls on movie theater floor to steal credit cards from women's purses.
New name for DZL's band today: "Little Boys Fist"
