Today is Mel's dog's birthday. Wilcox didn't know Mel had two dogs.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: A pub owner finds a regular customer dead in his bar. Stores the body for four days so he doesn't miss out on Halloween biz.
Drunk chick almost loses arm in garbage chute.
The BEST way to impress college football recruiters is by trying to jump over a moving car. NOT.
Due to the superstorm Sandy, late night television shows went live last night without an audience. It didn't go so well for Jimmy Fallon....
Craigslist Price is Right: Playboy Condoms. 1,728 of em.
Sex Pistols 12" Clock Picture Disc. Cracked.
Intern Chelsea, who is pregnant, tried to initiate some "sexy time" with her husband last night. He said he was too tired. The REASON he was too tired is classic............
It Happend in Flor-I-Duh II: Two foot shark falls from sky onto golf course.
Child puts used condom in mouth after finding it on the playground.
60-year old woman taken out of city council meeting in handcuffs.
The fine folks at Apple have come up with a light bulb that will last 15 years. It's a bit costly.....Woody explains.
New name for DZL's band: "Ring Sting"
