Woody has some serious issues with the folks in his neighborhood giving out crappy stuff for Halloween. 

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man looks for "women with strong legs" on Craigslist so they can kick him in the wang.

12-year old girl gets detention for hugging classmate.

If cops come to your door & ask if you're smoking weed, you don't have to admit it.  OR show them your stash.

Friday means Fun with Football Audio..........

Friday ALSO means FREE BEER!  Congrats to Ron, Rhonda, Terry & Juan for grabbing a case of Mich Ultra.

Video of a wrestling match gone very wrong & a disturbing injury pic from listener Charles.........OUCH

The Charlotte Checkers have their home opener on Sunday and they have a charity event tomorrow.  Shia stopped by the studio to chat.  Find out Checkers info here.

New York City is struggling from Superstorm Sandy.  Millions without power but the mayor thinks it's still a good idea to have the New York City Marathon on Sunday.  Huh?   

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Neighbor sees house on fire & calls the fire department.  Flames were from fireplace DVD.

A man assaults his wife's girlfriend with a beer can.

Dentist uses laughing gas in front of patients.