Tomorrow is Election Day and Chris Rock has some important info....especially for white people.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Youth football coach robs pizza joint WHILE he's team is there eating pizza.
Woman arrested for pleasuring herself at Starbucks. Her mugshot is a good time.
17 strippers have a brawl. Man may loose his eye from a high heel shoe injury.
Shatotery has arrived. Your life is now complete. Woody explains.
We got an email today from "anonymous" who said she recently found out her boyfriend poops in the shower and pushes it down the drain, aka "Waffle Stomps" it. We took your calls/emails on the STRANGEST things you've discovered about your significant other. INSANE the things we heard.
Some web dude wants to pay Miley Cyrus $1 MILLION to do girl on girl action.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: A scientist at Idaho State will use the school's blimp to search for Bigfoot.
Bar chicks lure liquored up men to pay for overpriced drinks, caviar, and art.
Government spends close to $20,000 to RE-STUFF a dead snake.
New names of DZL's band: "Waffle Stomp" , "Thimble of Tab" & "Faculty Blimp"
