Woody's right forearm looks like it should belong on "Popeye" It's HUGE and it's for the reason you're thinking. More here.....
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Man injects olive oil into his wang.
Mother wants oak trees chopped down near school so acorns won't effect kids with nut allergies.
Man fighting a fire with a garden hose is tased by cops.
The TSA has announced their "holiday travel tips" for the year. GREAT news and it involves snowglobes. Woody explains.....
Brand new game today: Buccaneer or Porn Star. Good times.
Mel is extrememly upset with the whole Petraus sex scandal thing & plays "Would You Rather" with the hot men involved.
The Journal of Urology has come out with a new study: the most common ways Americans injure their genitals. We discuss and took your "injury stories" Ouch.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Boss puts cell phone in ladies room at JC Penny.
Knock Knock nuts in bar. Man arrested
Judge nixes possum drop for New Year's Eve
New name for DZL's band: "Furious Masterbater"
