If you've ever wanted to see a picture of Judge Judy in a bikini, we got ya taken care of.  You are welcome.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Man on bicycle gets his 5th DUI.  Wearing boxers and a dress shirt upside down.

Guy in a life sized giraffe costume does good deeds. 

Reverend charged in jail drug smuggling scheme.  Pills found in his "back door"

ABC is gonna produce a show based on "Thunder Mountain" rollercoaster at Disneyland.  Hope the Mayans are right............

Craigslist Price Is Right:  Poop Shaped Crayons  3 shades of brown

9 Preserved Dead Exotic Tropical Fish.  With pic.

Softcup Menstrual Cups--2 boxes unopened.

Former Beatle Paul McCartney doesn't want us to eat turkeys for Thanksgiving and frying turkeys can cause fire.  SHUT UP!

You're kids are gonna need a helmet to leave the house soon.  Woody explains....

Mel got an email this morning from a chick that had an extremely bad first date.  We took your "worst/bad date" stories.

There's a "Toilet Theme Park" and a man named "Mr. Toilet" OH and a "World Toilet Association"   Yep.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Shooting range will now allow memebers to shoot rubber bullets at each other.

New Mom & teacher suing school after being told to "retrain" her breasts

Dentist leaves drill in patients mouth after surgery & is still practicing

New names for DZL's band today:  "Yellow Tang", "Pooped Shaped Crayons" & "Beaded Wang Chain"