Well THIS is a new concept:  NBC is planning on doing a singing competition.....

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man steals stuff out of an ambulance that he called for his girlfriend.

Middle School Teacher uses a taser as his wang outside of a bar.

76 year old Granny had her hand gun stolen.  She now sleeps with a hatchet under her pillow.

Mel had QUITE the interesting weekend and it involved her boobs....

A shot for you to get into the Miller Lite Extra Yard this weekend with the game "Falcon or Porn Star"

There's a new dating website that revolves around meeting someone special in an airport.  Seriously.  Woody explains........

Some dude wrecked his car after having a sneezing fit.  This lead to interesting topic:  Very odd injuries.  You GOTTA hear these calls.......

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  A city may cancel Christmas because of the Salvation Army bell ringers.

Newest trend in this particular place is "mustache transplants"

6 foot, 250lb man is VERY excited about the electronics at Target.

Couple of new names for DZL's band:  "Thicker Mustache", Wang Taser" & "Maze of Cactus"