Mel got a haircut yesterday and for the first time EVER Woody & Wilcox notice.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:   Woman wants to have a threesome..with her boyfriend & the dog.

Chiropractor steals woman's panties.  Arrested for the SECOND time.

Woman calls 911 multiple times to tell authorities she's full cause she ate too much. 

Craigslist Price Is Right:  Set of 4 pictures of horses mating.  With pic...unreal.

One arm boyfriend pillow

Rasta Label illadeph Bong w/matching ashcatcher.  Pic is available.

Goldwing bike for boobs.  Pic of bike...not boobs.

A woman says she found a nose ring in her kids breakfast burrito from a local fast food place.  Of course, THIS lead to calls about odd things found in food....

Tickets to the Miller Lite Extra Yard up for grabs today with another round of "Falcon or Porn Star"

Kids have always liked to play with boxes.  NOW a company called "Play from Scratch" is making bank off this idea.  Woody explains....

Do you know what a "puppy room" is?  Apparetnly there's one at UNCC.  We give ya the details.......

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Man hides a $15,000 ring from his wife.  She almost rips off his scrotum...

Conterfeit stuffed animals stuffed with rat droppings and animal hair.

College Demands Construction Crew Remove "Men Working" sign cause it's sexist.

Lots of new names for DZL's band today:  "Sneezy Mud Flaps", "Hypo Puppy Room", "Man Pillow", "Sparkly Burrito" and "Cat Knuckle"