Woody shared a surprise this morning. THIS immage will burn in your head forever. Behold....WODA.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Woman tries to steal whiskey, bacon & manicure set and other stuff in her pants.
City has a nativity scene, a menorah, and a festivus pole made of PBR cans.
Sony has decided to stop making cassettes & cassette players. Wilcox & Mel are upset 'cause they're old.
Craigslist Price is Right: Popcorn Garland Reusable Cloth Overnight Maxi Pad. Quite the festive pic.
Naughty Snowmen Tree Ornament...yes. There's a pic
Sex Pillow. Never opened.
We shared a story this morning about an 11 year old boy who got his tongue stuck in an aluminum water bottle. We had some questions about how this could occur and you called in to help us out. We aren't real smart..........
"Musical Rocky" on Broadway. Yep.
A professional tennis player has purchased the entire global supply of Donkey Cheese to serve at his chain of restaurants. The cheese can cost over $500 per POUND. In other news, there's Donkey Cheese??
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Guy steals ashes and snorts them. They were human and dog ashes.
New band names for DZL today: "Popcorn Maxi Pad' and "Donkey Cheese"