Mel's back today & Wilcox hit his snooze 12 times. Oh....and there's lunch at Daisy Dooks today too! We discuss
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: 83 year old man arrested for drooling & masturbating at boat ramp.
Root Canals and other oral surgeries performed after hours in dental office by receptionist.
2 Inmates Fled High-Rise Jail Using Rope
Another round of "Red Door or Raider" today for a shot to get into the Miller Lite Extra Yard bash.
We found a new study today that gives the top 6 ways people get injured on or around Christmas. The last thing on the list is a shocker: we tell ya what it is and we hear some interesting injury stories.
We have finally found the reason the internet was invented. "Fifty Shades of Takei" We love George Takei and so will you after this!
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Man busted for stealing 4000 Spanx and selling them out of his truck.
Woman fired from McDonalds for putting too many sprinkles on a sundae.
Guy can't get his kids out of school so he sets his 18 wheeler on fire & runs it into buildings.
Sooo....two chicks get pulled over by a cop for throwing a cigarette butt out the window. The cop thought they seemed under the influence of something. He called a female cop to the scene and THIS happened.....
New name for DZL's band today: "Flaming 18 wheeler"






