Last night Woody injured himself playing a video game.  Mel's injured herself as well playing a video game....a torn labia.  What?

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  You know a stripper deserves a lil extra when she falls 15 ft & is in critical condition.

You know a menage a trois is gonna go wrong when a two men & a baseball bat are involved.

Suitcase full of lobsters left in a cab.

iPhone 6 already on the way in 2013.  Really?

Craigslist Price is Right:  Alpha Fountain #4 Syringe Wooden Box--douche bag.  With pic.

Cetco Hyraul ez.....description is classic.

8mm vintage porn & 3 projectors.   Titles listed.

One of the most insane and cool "random acts of kindess"  Woody & Mel have to explain how this works to Wilcox.

Yesterday Woody injured himself playing X-Box Kinect.  He's NOT alone when it comes to video game injuries or game injuriesWe took LOTS of your calls......

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Denny's manager won't let in armed men.  On-duty cops.

First grader suspended from school for making gun gesture with finger

Man calls Mom to come get him after botched robbery attempt at convenience store

Couple of new names for DZL's band today:  "Suitcase full of Lobsters" & "Nipple Stimulation"