We kicked off the show with some nuggets for your mellon: Untreatable Gonorrhea, Stars in Danger & Jeff Ross on "The View" Enjoy.
It Happened In Flor-I-Duh: Woman tries to hide syringes in vagina
Man tries to steal cat food & a case of soda in pants.
Chinese man hires virtual hitman to "kill" son online
There's a new Facebook App that will tell you where you got the flu from. We're SURE it's accurate.
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel stars read insulting tweets that people have posted about them. Good times.
Today is the 29th anniversary of the 1984 Wendy's commercial "Where's the Beef" A classic! We chat about how commercials used to be good.
It's the time of the year when people rush to the gym. Woody chats about his experience in the men's locker room yesterday. It involves old dudes. We also took your calls on "bad gym" experiences.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Lawmaker wants strippers to wear licenses. On their headbands.
Man pelts girlfriend with oranges during karaoke argument while holding their baby.
Man found living in a crawl space of a woman's house.
New names of DZL's band "Squinting Kimono" and "Butt Coffee"