Ahhhh...the power of the internet.  Here's the "Al Roker Poop Remix"  Enjoy.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Butt implants by Pebbelz Da Model.

You don't get a date with a girl if you handcuff yourself to her.  You get four years in jail.

Man exposed of exposing himself repeatedly inside Starbucks.  No word on if it was a Grande.

We gave Mel an early birthday present today.  It's a Brent Musburger/Mel Remix.   You are welcome. 

Craigslist Price is Right:  Used Panties Purse.  With pic.

Big Pig.  No food or poop clean up required.

Like New Floral Couch.  Sex stains are minimal.

Walrus Oosik (Penis)  Description & pic.  Believed to be an antique.

Yesterday Woody & his wife went furniture shopping.  It did not go well.....

The Canadian Government released info to citizens on the REASONS you should call 911.  Hampster Birth, Bad Pizza & Sasquatch Sighting  are NOT reasons.  Of course we had to pull out some of our favorite 911 idiots.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:   Animal control officer arrested after tug-of-war with an 82 year old nun.

8 year old helps reunite siblings after 65 years.

Counterfeiting suspect tried to eat fake money

Stripper follow up story..........not good.

New band names today for DZL:  "Flowery Sex Stains",  "Hurdling Futons"  & "Stripper Helmets"