Ahhhh...the power of the internet. Here's the "Al Roker Poop Remix" Enjoy.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Butt implants by Pebbelz Da Model.
You don't get a date with a girl if you handcuff yourself to her. You get four years in jail.
Man exposed of exposing himself repeatedly inside Starbucks. No word on if it was a Grande.
We gave Mel an early birthday present today. It's a Brent Musburger/Mel Remix. You are welcome.
Craigslist Price is Right: Used Panties Purse. With pic.
Big Pig. No food or poop clean up required.
Like New Floral Couch. Sex stains are minimal.
Walrus Oosik (Penis) Description & pic. Believed to be an antique.
Yesterday Woody & his wife went furniture shopping. It did not go well.....
The Canadian Government released info to citizens on the REASONS you should call 911. Hampster Birth, Bad Pizza & Sasquatch Sighting are NOT reasons. Of course we had to pull out some of our favorite 911 idiots.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Animal control officer arrested after tug-of-war with an 82 year old nun.
8 year old helps reunite siblings after 65 years.
Counterfeiting suspect tried to eat fake money
Stripper follow up story..........not good.
New band names today for DZL: "Flowery Sex Stains", "Hurdling Futons" & "Stripper Helmets"