Oprah's a total tool and Lance Armstrong used "rugs." We explain.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Pregnant woman's water breaks on the dance floor of a night club.
Female chimp at zoo is addicted to porn.
Math teacher arrested for DUI offered cop a "mouth hug"
Flor-I-Duh Follow Up: Guy caught having sex with a couch, in public, is sentenced. Awesome mugshot.
Back by popular demand today, "Checker or Pecker" for tix to see the Charlotte Checkers.
Mel is having a hard time dating. Not having sex, but dating. She signed up for one of those online dating websites. We get details.
According to a study by Dusseldorf University Hospital in Germany, there are 3 things adults are most likely to swallow by accident. We share them and we took your calls on odd things swallowed.
We've established numerous times that Woody is a nerd. More proof today: new research info on Scrabble.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Man tries to steal steaks & wine from Walmart to "impress his lady"
Soccer Club bans high fives & handshakes.
Man on bicycle leads police on slow speed chase wearing only a helmet.
Danger Zone. New info on the theme song to the movie "Top Gun"
New name today for DZL's band: "Throat Spankers"
