Tragedy while taping of the upcoming celebrity diving show "Splash"  Louie Anderson was saved from drowning.  Woody shares the tragic news.......

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Woman "accidentally" shoots her fiance at a gun range.

Woman tries to kill her husband by putting poison in her privates.

Two men accused of stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings.

Yet another celebrity is coming out with their own line of wines.  It's Guy Fieri.  Woody gives the details...

Craigslist Price is Right:  Star Trek Enterprise Coffee Table

Turd Soap.  With pic.

Vanilla Scented Poopy Sacs.

On Friday Brad Keselowski took over DZL's show from 5-6pm and did a kick ass job!  We discuss and prove how much he rocked it!

London's tallest skyscraper, The Shard, is becoming quite popular.  People are going to the top and having lots of sex in the bathrooms which have floor to ceiling windows.  Mel admitted today that on her "bucketlist" of things to do is to have sex in a bar bathroom.  Yeah....we were surprised she hadn't done it too!  She explains and we took your "odd places for sex" stories.

New game this morning for tickets to see Flogging Molly next month:  "Blogging Molly or Snogging Molly"  

Look what Lance Armstrong started....NOW there's drug use in the ParalympicsWhat in THE hell?

New names for DZL's band today:  "Abandoned Panties" & "Vanilla Scented Poopy Sacks"