Mel went to the doctor's yesterday and they told her she was "too heavy"  She rolled in this morning fat & pissed off.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man arrested for posting prostitute sex video.  Oh...and he tried to pay her with a shark's tooth.

Man had car insurance canceled after he rode his skateboard without a helmet.

Woman files $5 million lawsuit because frozen pizza's contain trans fats.

FREE BEER FRIDAY:  Congrats to Daniel, Angie from Belmont, Brandon & Randy for grabbing 2 growlers of the W&W IPA thanks to NoDa Brewing.

There's some big football game happening this Sunday so in honor of the game, that NO one is talking about, we have a "Best of Fun with Football Audio"   Enjoy.

Comedian and former SNL alum Rob Schneider joined us for a few in the studio this morning.  He's at The Comedy Zone this weekend.  Tickets are still available for his show tonight.  Snag them here.

Woody & Wilcox have battled this week to see who could come up with THE dumbest game for free tix to see Flogging Molly.  Today Woody gave us "Flogging Molly or Stuart Smalley"   Woody is clearly the winner....

Tonight Woody & Wilcox are attending the "Make A Wish Foundation" Ball.  Woody wants to wear HIS idea of cockatil attire....shorts.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Peeping Tom arrested at trailer park with his pants around his ankles.  Cops noticed him jumping up & down.

Man shoots friend to try & "cure" him of the hiccups.

Undertakers send wrong body to funeral.

The Super Bowl is this Sunday and lots of us like to watch the commercials.  Spolier alert:  most of them are already online.   Woody gives the details.