It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Best stress reliever when you're losing your business....wrap a phone cord around your junk & run around naked.
Man busted for drinking & driving. On a motorized scooter. In WalMart.
"Rural Olympics" with events like carrying bricks with your teeth, cow chariot racing & being run over by a tractor.
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel they did a Super Bowl edition of "Lie Witness News" Too funny! Check it out....
Craigslist Price is Right: Quickies-The Book. It tells ya how to have quick sex.
Goodyear Racing Jack Stands. Description is unreal.
Mel shared a story this morning about one of her buds. He moved out of the house he shared with some roommates cause one of the roommates brought a old hooker home. This led to your calls about "odd/strange roommates" Some CLASSICS! Listen to the calls and see a dude who was into Harry Potter just a bit too much.
Tickets up for grabs to see the Checkers on Friday night and Woody came up with one of THE worst games EVER: "Checkers Player or Dude with Long Hair" Yeah..........it does include a Bee Gee's reference so enjoy.
The State of Washington is close to completing its project to make everything in the state's laws "gender neutral". This means no more "freshman"...it's "first year students." No more "pennmanship" it's "handwriting." Woody gives all the info.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Airline Captain gropes passenger and tries to get into cockpit while hammered.