Comedian Jeff Ross has a show on Comedy Central called "The Burn"  Wilcox is a huge fan and shared a segment from the show with us this morning called "Too Soon"   SO wrong, but funny. 

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:   Man says he "fell" through a woman's car window and his lips landed on hers. 

School bans kids from blowing out birthday candles on cake.

Woman breaks into ex-fiance's home and attacks his new girlfriend

Check out the "uncut" version of the GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial and the geeky dude "Walter" from the commercial has been offered a new role.  Woody gives details.

Craigslist Price is Right:  XX-Sexual Nutrient

"Caution Old Fart" tee shirt.  Used.

Colonic by Hydro Colon Therapy with pic.

Honey Boo Boo's Mom, "Mama June" has lost 100lbs.  Yep.  Sadly, you can't really tell.

Yet ANOTHER dude is claiming that John Travolta hit on him.  Woody gives all the info and if you wanna play some "would you rather", check out this pic.

Checkers tickets up for grabs today and it was Woody's turn to come up with a horrible game.  He didn't let us down.  Enjoy "Checkers Skater or Master Debater" 

Comedian Patti Vasquez stopped by the studio today.  Check her out at The Comedy Zone tonight through Saturday.  Give her a listen with us here.

THIS is just what the world needs:  "Ask Mr. T"   AND..you are welcome.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Mistrial declared when man's prosthetic eye pops out.

Mom makes out with son in prison to pass him drugs.  Pic of Mom & Son..yuck.

Woman steals tampons & Vino from CVS.

New name for DZL's band today:  "Sexual Nutrient"