A new World Record has been set and it involves the old video game Q*Bert. If you aren't old like we are, Woody explains.............
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Mom throws her 16 year old son a birthday bash at a bowling alley. And invites strippers. Check out a pic here.
Wife beats up husband because he won't stop scratching his testicles at the dinner table.
A University advices women to urinate or vomit if being raped.
Tickets for midget wrestling at Amos Southend Saturday night with a round of "Little Stinker or Brown Eye Winker" Good one.
A chick working at a KFC in TN got fired after a pic was posted on FB of her "licking mashed potatoes" We took your stories on restaurant horrors. Some really disgusting stuff.
Free tix for the Kid Rock show Tuesday in Greensboro with a new game from Woody today: "Detroit Rocker or Champion Cherry Pit Hawker" Absolutely awful.
Yet another person has misused the 911 system in our country. Classic call from a woman who is beyond hammered. Check it out...
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Woman gives cop a fake name and can't spell it.
Guy pees off balcony without looking down. Man underneath shoots & kills him. Opps.
Man wanted for murder tries to turn himself in at a police station. They tell him to come back later...they're closed.
The fine folks at Fanta soda have come up with an "edible magazine ad" Nothing like chewing your favorite soda. Woody gives the details.
Stellar new names for DZL's band today: "Female Newman" and "Supreme Douche Canoe"
