Seth McFarlene hosted the "85th Annual Oscar Awards" last night. All the "losers" of the night took home a $45,000 gift bag which contained some interesting things...........
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Man busted with 100 bags of heroin in back side.
Prosecutor fired for flashing badge at strip club
Guys try to steal ATM out of a Hooters....they stole the jukebox
Woody took his family out to dinner on Friday night and a magician at the restaurant scared the hell out of his kids. Details...........
Bobcats tickets today with a game involving Mel: "Name That Bob"
Woody's wife informed him over the weekend that they are now proud owners of a chicken coop and are getting chickens. He explains and we took your calls on "strange animals" that people have as pets.
Chevelle and Foxy Shazam are hitting Amos' on March 14. Free tix up for grabs today with a game called "Chevelle or What in THE Hell"
It Happens in Flor-I-Duh II: Nude guy breaks into lingerie store at 4am and spent two hours trying on clothes. His back tattoo, which is his last name, got him busted.
Man jumped by three men and a guy in a tree is witness to the crime. Yes. A guy in a tree.
2 Liter soda now banned in this city with delivery pizza.
Extreme Midget Wrestling this past Saturday at Amos. As always, an awesomely disturbing time. Check out some festive pics...........Woody will burn your eyes.
New name for DZL's band today: "Alligator Genitalia"






