St. Panties Day 2013 is in full swing and we have our FIRST entry with a "duck face"  Woody gives info.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Woman shoots man cause he's outta beer.

Man spends tax money at strip club then tells cops he was robbed 'cause he doesn't want to tell his wife the truth.  He's arrested.

After argument, woman sets bed on fire with firecrackers

NFL Combine is on the NFL Network this week.  Mel is clueless so we explain...

Craigslist Price is Right:   Kick Ass Macaroni Art...kick ass description & pics too.

Male Mexican Hairless Pig...can't go to Canada.  With pic

Whisky barrel Sofa & Two Chairs.  Pic.

Some new information out today: the retail establishments in the U.S. that have the best & worst employee discounts.  We run through the list and take your calls about your employer.

Tickets to see Chevelle at Amos' in March with a new game from Woody today:  "Number the Members"  Didn't suck.....shocker!

We got a call today from listener Laura....it's a "Retal Donut Update"

The Million Moms group is upset about a Geico commercial that has a computer generated pig in it.  Huh?  Woody explains........

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Local Little League snack shack robbed of pizza oven & nacho cheese cooker.

Man torches girlfriends car, then they have make-up sex on the beach in the middle of the day.

Man is robbed while walking to a pharmacy.  Robbers took his prosthetic leg.

New band name for DZL today:  "Hot Cotton"