Last night Kimmel was chatting about the Oscars. Why? Cause he made his intern do something interesting.  It involves the word "amazing"  Woody shares....

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Stripper doesn't realize she didn't get paid for two years. 

New company picks up your mail from your mailbox then converts it into email. 

Man assaults brother-in-law with a Taco Bell Burrito.

A UK soccer stadium is proposing installing "adult slides" at gates for quicker exits.  Here in Charlotte, BOA Stadium is looking for cash for improvements.  Will we get a slide?  Pros & Cons....

We shared a story this morning about MLB Pitcher Gio Gonzalez...he's had his first injury of the season.  He got rug burn on his forhead while wrestling with his dog.  We discuss...see the pic here.

We played a round of "Ridiculous Baseball Injury or Not" for free concert tickets today.  Always a good time.

On the heels of the Gio Gonzalez dog injury, we took your calls on how you were injured by your own pet.  Some interesting calls............

Tickets to see Stone Sour at the Fillmore on April 16...they go on sale Friday at 10am.  THE WORST game EVER today thanks to Woody:  "Tax Free or Not"

New scientific study is out.....Obesity: Is the Vacuum Cleaner to Blame?   Woody explains.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Judge accused of having sex with an inmate

Man shot by his dog while driving.  Police refuse to arrest the pooch.

A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a "wizard" to make him invisible.  Mug shot is classic.

Did you know the Pope is Col Sanders?  Seriously...check it out.

New name for DZL's band today:  "Whizz Blood"