Sweet Brown is back!  She apparently DOES have time for a new commercial.  We give you the details.......

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  78 year old woman threatens to punch her neighbor.  Believes they have "trained squirrels" ripping up her flower garden.

Pizza Hut worker impersonates a police officer to impress his girlfriend.

Fifth grader could be expelled for bringing in his father’s marijuana.  Brought in the weed to show his teacher...wanted to help his Dad.

Did you know that bars in Utah cannot make mixed drinks in front of customers?  Zion Curtins..........Woody explains.

Third Shift Thursday!  Congrats to Beth, Frank & Chris for winning a free case of Third Shift Amber Ale

Craigslist Price is Right:  Very Rare Vintage Merck Cocaine Bottle

Honey Blonde Virgin Hair 21 Inches.  Pic & description.

Sperm Whales Tooth around 100-125 years old. Pics

TLC's "My Strangest Addiction" was on last night and it featured a chick that eats deodorant.  1/2 a stick a day.  Yuck!  We took YOUR calls on "Odd Things People Eat"....some nasty stuff.

Tickets for our "Tax Relief Show with Stone Sour" this morning with a game called "Stone Sour or Champ Kind"

There's a reality show in the UK that's called "Embarrassing Bodies"  Yes.  Woody should be on it BUT there is a guy on it that lost his penis and is having it "re-grown" on his forearm.  Details......

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Guy bonded out of jail on DWI charge arrested again for peeing on jail enterence.

Man arrested for impersonating a firefighter for free food & drinks.

Woman, 47, accused of urinating in public and exposing herself to cops.  Pretty mugshot

Some dudes in Mexico are shooting weed over the border fence with a marijuana cannon.  Woody has more..........