Woody is BEYOND excited today! It's a magical time of the year....the Shamrock Shakes are back at McDonalds. He expresses his joy...
It Happend in Flor-I-Duh: College woman carries around her guinea pig for emotional support at college. They tell her she can't do it. She sues...and wins.
Man gets shot in buttocks at festival and is totally unaware he is wounded.
Man with club foot and woman with "meth teeth" sought after in Dollar General robbery. Police need more info in finding the couple.
The 11th season premiere of "Hells Kitchen" is tonight on Fox. Woody is a major fan of Gordon Ramsey and there's a new twist to this year's season of the show. We give ya some audio...
Craigslist Price is Right: 1999 Chevy Astro Van with a bed and a camera installed.
Used Male Strap On Urinal. With Pic.
Feline Lap Surrogate. Pays $15 an hour
A woman in York County was turned into the police by her husband for buying and smoking weed with their 14 year old daughter. We heard from people who smoked weed/drank alcohol underage with their parents. Interesting calls......
Tix out the door today to see the Smashing Pumpkins here in May with another round of "Pumpkin or Kingpin"
Major League Baseball hasn't officially started and we have ANOTHER ridiculous baseball injury to report. Wilcox shares..........
Comics legend Stan Lee thinks that Pole Dancing should be an Olympic Event. And why shouldn't we take advice from a 90 year old comic book icon? Go Stan...
It Happend in Flor-I-Duh II: Guy doing temp job has an accident and slices off his wang.
Man running for city council bites his wife in the face after she grabs his penis.
Man ties childs hands together to stop boy from drinking out of the toilet
Last week during the CIAA tournament, a big brawl happened at a trans-gender fashion show in NoDa. Some more details about the event, a mugshot of a man wearing a maxi pad on his head and check video from the riot. Unreal!
