Woody was out yesterday due to the stomach flu...first time he's EVER missed a day of work because of being sick.  He had the dry heaves. AND Wilcox is excited about last night's "My Strange Addiction" episode.  Oh the humanity.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Pants-less woman arrested for grabbing man's testicles.

Man takes his son with him to burn ex-girlfriend's car

Man tries to rob bank & leaves with just lollipops

Ahhh...social media.  The place you can say whatever you want with no consequences.  Ummm..yeah...not when you talk smack to a professional boxerWoody explains.

Craigslist Price is Right:   Stuffed Beaver...with great pic

Vivae Analyzer...the price tag is crazy!

Velvet Painting of Naked Lady..with pic

Wilcox is now all about the TLC show "My Strange Addiction"  Check out the man that is addicted to balloons.  Insane.

Woody shares a story about a 78 year old man and his bagpipes from "Piping Times" magazine.  Yep. 

Tickets up for grabs today to see the Smashing Pumpkins when they hit town in May with a game involving Mel called "Name That Billy"

We shared a story this morning about a Jack Russell Terrier that swallowed 111 penies and lived!  We took your calls on "Odd Things Your Pet Has Eaten"

It Happend in Flor-I-Duh II:  Asst. Principal accused of having sex with student at prom

Couple plants razor blades in donuts, swallows them and tries to get $$ out of grocery store.

51 year old man calls 911 because his drug dealer is mad at him

New band name for DZL today:  "Sparkling Turds"