Woody is not a basketball fan and he's definitely not smart. Proof first thing this morning and it involves the NCAA tourney.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: 21 year old woman fires off 18 shots in a hotel room after her boyfriend looks at other chicks.
Man tries to shoot wedding ring off finger after argument with his wife. Pulls back a stump...with ring still on.
17 year old shoots self in crotch. Tells cops that ninjas did it.
PETA parades out hot chicks in tiny green bikinis for St. Pats so folks will stop eating meat. Huh? Woody explains...
Tickets up for grabs today to the Smashing Pumpkins show in May with a new game from Woody: "Hair or No Hair"
Wilcox had to go to the doctors this weekend for some lab work for a company physical. He has some serious "performance anxiety" He explains........
NCAA Bracket game with Woody & Mel compeating for listeners. Dumb & Dumber when it comes to college ball.........
Fast Food restaurants are considering a "traffic light diet" since calorie counting doesn't seem to be working here in America. Hello?! If we wanna be fat, then we should be able to do it. Merica! More here
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Woman charged with displaying vulgar message on toilet in front yard
Man in motorized cart shoots Walmart employee in dispute over dog