The town of Moore, Oklahoma suffered tragedy yesterday after a massive tornado struck.  The details are heartbreaking & we discuss the devastation.  YOU can help by donating to the Red Cross.  Info here

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Robber covers burglary scene in mustard & steals some beer while being chased by cops.

Man sets up a camera in his house to catch paranormal activity on film.  Catches girlfriend making out with his son

Woman upset a family member won't share some cheese with her.  Woman then puts poison in the cheese to harm family

No one has claimed the $590 million powerball lottery winnings in Florida yet and apparently, a $2 million ticket was purchased in Fort Mill, SC and no one has claimed it yet either.  Woody isn't shocked...

Craigslist Price is Right:  A fanny pack that you can carry your dog in.  A Fundle Dog Carrier.  With pic

Frozen Sour Cream.  It's expired.

Needed: a really, really skinny person

So a woman changes her baby's diaper at a Starbucks in Denver, CO on one of the tables.  Apparently they didn't have a diaper changing bench in the bathroom.  A ruckus ensues & Starbucks has apologized. This made us wanna know what disgusting things you've seen happen in restaurants....nasty stories!

Comedian Maz Jobrani joined us in the studio this morning.  Funny, smart & interesting.  Check him out tonight ONLY at The Comedy Zone.  Tix here

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Two sisters fight over rice and an iron, a pot and a broomstick are involved.

Mayoral candidate named Butts admits to defacing opponents signs.

Woman is upset that husband & daughter didn't invite her to go car shopping.  She tries to kill them with poisoned burritos.

DZL's new band name today: "Tainted Burritos"

Woody got hammered with his Mom over the weekend at the All-Star Race AND the "Tan Mom" has a video out.   Quite the weekend....... 

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man sues after personal lubricant allegedly destroys his wang.

Man arrested for driving naked...twice in twelve hours.

Woman reports doctor after he suggests she practice oral sex with her husband to treat gag reflex

Good News: The $590 MILLION powerball jackpot was won over the weekend.    Bad News:  It was won by someone in Florida.

Tickets to the Coca-Cola 600 this weekend at Charlotte Motor Speedway with a game from Woody called "Fuel Man or Gas Man"

Bad weekend for singers at sporting events.  Very bad....details and audio here.

VIP passes to the W&W Ales & Cocktails event at Taps Pourhouse & Eatery in Mooresville on Friday night with a game involving Mel:  "Taps Handle or Type of Camel"

Over the weekend, Chelsea's Dad was golfing and a bee flew up his shorts.  He proceeded to wreck the golf cart he was driving and hit a tree.  We took your stories on "injured by an insect"

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during an argument over money.

College kid fails an English class.  Instead of telling his parents, he fakes his own kidnapping.  Not good.

Politician likes a pic on FB not realizing it was a "sneaky nuts" pic

Mel hung out with Rozak last night at one of his trivia gigs and he did a "special" song for her AND Venezuela is out of toilet paper.  Huh?

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Woman upset that her boyfriend is drunk..they argue.  He cuts off his own wang with scissors as an act of revenge. 

Woman Bit Boyfriend's Penis Over Sex Refusal

Man accused of rubbing a stick of pepperoni on his wang in grocery store.

FREE BEER Friday!   Congrats to Jim, Neil, Carrie & Emily.  They all scored two growlers of the W&W IPA thanks to NoDa Brewing.

Racing action here in Charlotte for the next two weekends and some sad racing news with the passing of Dick Trickle.  We give ya Fun with NASCAR Audio with special "Dick Retrospective"

The CDC just released a study that says 59% of public pools contain fecal material in the water.  UGHHHHH!  What's the worst thing you've seen in a pool?  We take your stories..........

Tickets to the Coca-Cola 600 with a game in honor of Dick Trickle:  "Dick Trickle or Brand of Pickle"

A few weeks back we discussed a story about Kai the Hitchhiker.  He saved a woman from a man that was attacking her.  NOW Kai is in some trouble...........

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Drunk couple tries to take dip in stranger's hot tub

Man gets stuck in a high chair at McDonalds.  Cops have to come help him get out.

Two women fight over beer.  One woman bites the other woman's ear off

Couple of new names for DZL's band today:  " Pepperoni Wang"
" "Bloody Lilly Pad"  "Hariy Octopus" 

The Charlotte Zombie Run is this Sunday at The Cabarrus Arena.  We talked about the event and Mel gets made up like a Zombie.   Check out some pics here.

Here's how it went down.

Last night actor Ed Helms, from "The Office" and "The Hangover", was on with Letterman.  He did a stellar impression of newscaster Tom Brokaw....

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Mysterious Marshmallow-like substance covers street....just like Ghostbusters.

Man shoots himself while bowling.

Woman throws weights at construction workers from her 18th story balcony.

 It seems like on every news/sports show now someone passes gas & viewers hear it.  Supposedly it happened on ESPN's "First Take" show.  Mel calls BS....you be the judge.

Craigslist Price is Right:  Dresser for sale-Possessed by Ex-Girlfriend

Rod Stewart's Personal Snooker Table.

Pirate Ship for Sale

From "Chelsea Lately" and from Belmont, NC.....Comedian Fortune Feimster joins us in the studio.  Check her out at The Comedy Zone this weekend!  Tix available here.........

Tickets to the "Coca-Cola 600" race with THE LONGEST game title ever thanks to Woody.  Mel plays "Crew Chief of a 600 Driver or a Dude that was on MacGyver"

Bea Arthur naked.  Yep.  A man painted a portrait of actress Bea Arthur in 1991....it's what HE thinks she would look like.  The painting sold yesterday for almost $2 million.  Check it out

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  A 61 year old man borrows his parents car so he can rob a subway store

Man cited "bad" Chinese food for fleeing scene of accident.

20 year old student was left at hospital by his frat brothers with a post-it note on his body after he consumed more than 20 shots of tequila.

According to sex and health experts, it is quite beneficial to both a man and a woman's overall health if they have the big "O" three to five times a week.  Woody has the details...........

New name for DLZ's band:  "Pelvic Floor Strength"