It was announced yesterday that Tim Tebow signed a two year deal with the New England Patriots. A new World Record was then set by ESPN last night. In a two hour span they said "Tebow" 137 times. We have audio...........
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Man robbed while dropping anchor in a McDonalds bathroom.
Man's date at a wedding steals tries to steal wedding gifts from the reception.
Woman finds two-headed piglet buried in parent's yard
A Flor-I-Duh Follow Up: A few weeks ago a 7 year-old kid was suspended from school because he ate his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun. Woody has the details on this kid's permanent record & Wilcox has decided Pop Tarts are gateway weapons..........
Free tickets this morning to check out The Charlotte Hounds and tix to Queens of the Stone Age with Mel playing a game called "Rhymes with Laxe"
Woody recently took a trip outta town with his buds & one of his buddies had an interesting experience on his flight home: He made out with a pregnant chick on the plane. Check out THIS story and we took your calls on "strange things ya did while traveling"
Mel bitched yesterday that we always make her play games & make her look stupid SO today, Woody has a game called "Carnival of Sadness" Mel takes on Wilcox and at the end, Woody is STILL the big loser. WORST game EVER........
If you ever have to go to the doctor, this will freak you out. Woody explains "Biological Dirt"
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Man sues doctor, says penile implant gave him an erection for 8 months
Math teacher thinks it's a good idea to show the movie "SAW" to his 11 year old students.
Man calls 911 nine times to prove to his friend caller ID does not come up. Man is wrong.
The Carnival ship Triumph, aka the "Poop Cruise" is back in business. The ship has been fixed and it's first two trips/cruises have sold out. Woody wouldn't sail on the ship even if it was free.....sally.
Couple of new names for DZL's band today: "Prosthetic Pinkies" & "Biological Dirt"






