Sad news today: Alex Trebeck won't do Jeopardy after 2016. Nooooooooo!!! And Kimmel has celebs read bad tweets about themselves on his show....."stale farts & cigarettes"
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Woman wants to stop smoking so she smacks a cop so she can go to jail. No cigarettes in jail....
Taco restaurant serves up a $35 lion taco.
Man upset about the shows his Mom watches on TV. Takes the TV outside and burns it.
FREE BEER Friday! Thanks to NoDa Brewing for hooking up Louis, Christine, Matt & Jeremy with 2 growlers of the W&W IPA.
Racing in Darlington tomorrow night so we got your fix: Fun with NASCAR Audio.
Mother's Day is Sunday and there are lots of places offering up free stuff or discounted stuff for Mom. Hooters & certain strip clubs is no exception
A few weeks back we chatted about the non-profit organization Mars One. They're offering people a chance to establish a human settlement on Mars. Weeks ago they had 30,000 people already signed up. That number has gone up. We have an update........
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Police chief probing badge-licking photo
Maxim Magazine has come out with their yearly "Hot 100" list. Wilcox is not happy with the list.
New name for DZL's band today: "Beaver Taco"
Yesterday we played the Autotune version of quotes from Charles Ramsey. He's the guy that saved the three kidnapped women in Ohio. NOW someone has put his quotes to song. Mel is not a fan....negative nellie.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: 70 year old woman arrested for cutting off a lock so she can flush a toilet.
Dennis Rodman wants Kim Jong Un in North Korea to do him a "solid" We explain...
Craigslist Price is Right: Beautiful Ventless Composting Toilet
We have a new North Carolina resident and he has no effin' clue what a Tarheel is. Wilcox gives the details...
Comedian Josh Blue joined us this morning....always a freakin' funny guy. He's at The Comedy Zone tonight-Saturday and he's a must see. Get tix here and listen to him explain weed lollipops, among other things, here.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Man cleaning his spear gun accidently shoots his wife in the mouth with a harpoon. She lived.
It is not a good sign for the Facebook phone that AT&T is cutting the price of people willing to sign a two-year contract from $99 to 99 cents. There's a Facebook phone? Remember the Sports Illustrated "shoe phone" Woody does............
This isn't a parody, or an auto tuned remix...its an acapella copy of an auto tuned re-mix from a new story...is this going to be the next big thing?
Details continue to come out about the three women in Ohio that were held captive for over 10 years. The story is unreal & beyond sad but there IS a bright side. And his name is Charles Ramsey.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Man accused of exposing himself to girls says he was just furiously applying ointment.
What in THE hell did we do before Autotune? It's been less than 24 hours since the escape of the kidnapped women in Ohio and already Charles Ramsey has been autotuned. Here's the video.
Free tickets to the All-Star Race with a Woody game: "Ass Man or Gas Man"
NFL player Mario Williams is suing his ex-fiance for a $785,000 engagement ring. She broke off their engagement. We took your calls on what the "proper etiquette" is in this situation.
SCIENCE! A new study out of France says that if you carry a guitar on your back and pretend that you play one, your chance of getting laid increases by a third We took your thoughts on what "works" with the ladies. Guitar? Puppy? Kids? Beards?
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Man accused of using cat food as a cover to steal computers.
New name for DZL's band: "Inflatable Crotch"