It was announced yesterday that Tim Tebow signed a two year deal with the New England Patriots.  A new World Record was then set by ESPN last night.  In a two hour span they said "Tebow" 137 times.  We have audio...........

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man robbed while dropping anchor in a McDonalds bathroom.

Man's date at a wedding steals tries to steal wedding gifts from the reception.

Woman finds two-headed piglet buried in parent's yard

A Flor-I-Duh Follow Up:   A few weeks ago a 7 year-old kid was suspended from school because he ate his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun.  Woody has the details on this kid's permanent record & Wilcox has decided Pop Tarts are gateway weapons..........

Free tickets this morning to check out The Charlotte Hounds and tix to Queens of the Stone Age  with Mel playing a game called "Rhymes with Laxe"

Woody recently took a trip outta town with his buds & one of his buddies had an interesting experience on his flight home:  He made out with a pregnant chick on the plane.  Check out THIS story and we took your calls on "strange things ya did while traveling"

Mel bitched yesterday that we always make her play games & make her look stupid SO today, Woody has a game called "Carnival of Sadness"  Mel takes on Wilcox and at the end, Woody is STILL the big loser.  WORST game EVER........

If you ever have to go to the doctor, this will freak you out.  Woody explains "Biological Dirt"  

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Man sues doctor, says penile implant gave him an erection for 8 months

Math teacher thinks it's a good idea to show the movie "SAW" to his 11 year old students.

Man calls 911 nine times to prove to his friend caller ID does not come up.  Man is wrong.

The Carnival ship Triumph, aka the "Poop Cruise" is back in business.  The ship has been fixed and it's first two trips/cruises have sold out.  Woody wouldn't sail on the ship even if it was free.....sally.

Couple of new names for DZL's band today:  "Prosthetic Pinkies" & "Biological Dirt"

Woody's power went out last night due to the crazy weather....NOT Mel's and tomorrow night SPIKE TV will have their "Guys Choice Awards" and Jimmy Kimmel will be roasted.  Wet Suit says it all...........

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man lights a fire cracker & thinks it's a good idea to toss it at the bomb squad that's working nearby.

Man puts a dead rat in a beer cave & tries to steal beer from a convenience store.

Shooting range letting customers shoot assualt rifles out of a helicopter.  Neighbors not happy.

There's a new cosmetic surgery for men that's getting some press:  Scrotum De-Wrinkling.  Yep.  Wilcox gives the details.

Craigslist Price is Right:  Beerbell:  Exercise while you drink.  With pic

New Fleshlight-Stamina Training Unit Pink Lady STU.  With pic

Life size Jolly Green Giant

Lil Orbits mini donut machine..makes 100 dozen mini donuts per hour

Chelsea shared a story with us about her friend's father-in-law that got busted cheating on his wife because he put his girlfriend on his AT&T Family Plan.  Not smart.  We took your "dumb way ya got busted cheating" calls.  Good stuff.

Tickets up for grabs to the "Carnival of Madness" tour on August 30 with a game called: "Carnival of Bradness"   Mel plays & sucks.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Inmate made, served salad seasoned with genitalia rub

Man facing fine & jail time for living with 14 albino lions

Banker falls asleep and accidentally transfers millions into the wrong account.

The annual Worldwide Developers Conference was yesterday and Apple made a big announcement.  AND since W&W are tech geeks, they watched the whole thing.  They give the info....

New band name for DZL today:  "Unwrinkled Bag"

Woody went on a "dudes vacation" this past weekend with his buds to play golf.   His plane ride home wasn't great.  He gives ya the details and see the woman that passed out on his shoulder on the plane ride home here...

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Teacher brings her dog to work.  Dog disappears.  Teacher yells for dog & dogs name sounds like "lockdown"  School then goes on lockdown.

Mechanic busted for "emailing the bagpiper" in another man's car at the dealership.

Man arrested for his 9th DUI.  Tells cops beer is his coffee

The crew on the Jimmy Fallon show has been busy.  Last week we had video of NBC newscaster Brian Williams singing a rap tune and this week he busts out "Straight Outta Compton" from NWA.  Enjoy.

While Woody was on his "dude golf vacation" he found out that one of his buds uses women's deodorant.  He's used Secret for years and will not change.  We chat and take your calls on stuff you use that is designed for the opposite sex.

The new trend in plastic surgery for women?  Eye brow transplants.  Yep.  It's a thing.  Wilcox gives all the info.

Free tix to check out the "Carnival of Madness" tour with Shinedown on Aug. 30 with a game called "Name That Papa"   Mel does not do well.....

The Baltimore Ravens have unveiled their SuperBowl rings.  Little much....we discuss.

Apparently, the WNBA has debuted new referee camera glasses.  Woody fills us in........

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Man goes into a coma after overdosing on Soy Sauce. 

Woman arrested for shoplifting from Walmart....75 items in 4 1/2 hours

65 year old woman who's a "Breatharian" hopes to live on light, air and water.

Finally a Powerball winner has come forward to claim the $590 MILLION jackpot.  An 84 year old woman in Florida has become the biggest lottery winner in US history.  She's decided on the lump sum of $270 million.  Good call Granny.  We discuss.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Teacher tells kids to bring their Nerf Guns to school for an experiment.  School says they have a zero-tolerance policy and suspends everyone.   

Teen injured after she goes pool hopping and jumps into a pool with no water.

Mo-ped rider gives cops his food stamps as an ID after he's pulled over then flees from cops and hides in an attic.

"Ain't Nothing But a G-Thang" baby.  NBC News anchor Brian Williams raps.  Yo.

Forbes.com has released their annual list of the "Highest Paid Athletes in the World"   Number one isn't a shock but the sport that hits the list the most times is....Wilcox shares.

Craigslist Price is Right:  Jade Egg to strengthen the vagina.  Comes in different sizes.  With pic

Breast Feeding Video

Stupid Ex-Boyfriends Boat

Men's Underwear Size 4XL....2 pair.

Actor and famous mustache man Nick Offerman was on with Conan O'Brian and had an interesting sex story...........

Some English guy decided he needed a hobby so he went and purchased a metal detector.  20 minutes later he discovered $250,000 worth of rare coins.  REALLY?  Woody says it's BS...

Tickets to the "Carnival of Maddness" tour which is hitting Charlotte in August with a game called "Florida or Not"

We shared a pic on our FB page today of a kid that thought it would be a good idea to forge her Mom's name.  THIS is what happened....     We take your forged the parents name" stories.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:   Guy is identified by the cops because of his tattooo.....a "I'm with Stupid" tattoo on his chest with an arrow pointing to his wang.

11 year old boy suspended from school for saying the word "gun" on the school bus

Woman is ordered by a judge to go to rehab so she gets snot flying drunk on the plane and causes a ruckus.