Round One of the NFL Draft went down last night.  The Panthers had the 14th pick and they grabbed Utah's defensive tackle Star Lotulelei.  Can Mel say his name?

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Man calls 911 after he can't come up with the $400 to pay a hooker.

Man bakes "meth cookies" and gives them to his kids & ex-wife

Office manager of plastic surgeon's office performs medical procedure which doesn't go well.

Racin' in Richmond tomorrow night and we serve up a stellar edition of Fun with NASCAR Audio to get ya ready for the weekend.

Woody got an email yesterday from Netflix saying that "Magic Mike" was coming to his house to see him.   Apparetnly his wife joined Netflix just to get the flick "Magic Mike"  Woody is NOT happy.

Free tix today to see the "Last Summer on Earth Tour" featuring the Barenaked Ladies with a game from Woody called "Song from BNL or horrible Asheville Hotel"

Interesting "road rage" story out of Charlotte today.  We give the details and heard about other odd road rage stories.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Man tells women he's trying to get a Boy Scout badge....goes door to door asking if he can lick their feet & suck their toes.

Man tries to defraud the government then videos himself wrapped in tin foil, doing the "robot"  and dancing to "Magic Carpet Ride"

Teacher fired for allegedly urinating in class and making students empty the urine filled trash can

Harry Balls.  Good Morning.  Enjoy.

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Walmart employee engaged in prostitution while working.

19 year old high school basketball player wang whips another player.

80 year old woman accidentally swallows a $5000 diamond. 

Earlier this week we shared some audio of a North Dakota newscaster who dropped the "F" bomb & the "S" bomb his first day on the job.  He got fired & NOW he's famous............. 

Craigslist Price is Right:  Marijuana Leaf area rug.  Used. With pic

Naked Lady Collage Table

Tons of Good Ass Porn.  Yep.

USED rectal thermometer

Mel is now living in a house with a four-year old and was asking what the proper terminology is for a kids "special parts"  We took your calls on "Naughty Bit Names"  & got lots of interesting terms.

Free tix to see the Dave Matthews Band in July with a game called "Dave Matthews Band or Mr. Hand" 

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  A man named "Pimp Stick Quezzy" busted for running a prostitution ring.

Man won't have sex with his girlfriend because he's busy playing XBox.  She isn't happy.

Man sets Christmas tree ornaments on fire in a cemetary

Couple of new names for DZL's band today:  "Front Butt" & "Penier Goobers"

NASCAR's Juan Pablo Montoya's car is gonna be sponsored by Depends this weekend.  Yep.  Depends. We immediately think "Oops I Crapped by Pants."  Details here

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man gets shot by bank robbers after he says they don't have the balls to shoot.

19 year old man tells cops he's God, gets naked & asks them to cut off his wang.

Guy sues his pregnant runaway bride for running off with over $140,000 in wedding gifts

Yesterday the Associated Press had their Twitter account hacked and the stock market took a hit.  Huh?  Woody explains...kind of.

Free tickets to the North Carolina Brewers Fest in Huntersville with a game from Woody:  "Band or Brews"

Mel went out last night to a restaurant in Gastonia and the wait staff sang "Happy Birthday" 7 different times.  Are there THAT may birthdays in a night or are people looking for a free brownie?  We take your calls on "birthday songs at restaurants"

Free tix to see the Dave Matthews Band in July with "DMB or STD"  Mel plays........

We revisit our discussion from yesterday: "Odd run-ins with celebrities"

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Man drank "too many" Colt 45's and craps his pants in front of police. 

Man uses an app to find his stolen iPhone.  It's found in a prisioner's butt.

Woman is told she's too fat to tan

If you're a natural red-head apparently you're related to all other red-heads.  Woody has the details.

Oh happy day!  Chaz Bono is back and he's lost some major weight.  Woody's excited!  Check out the pic

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man crushed to death by bowling pin machine.

Dude hid 55lbs of weed in a full size Pac Man machine.

Woman finds a 250lb tiger in the ladies room at the circus.

The TSA has decided NO whiffle ball bats are to be allowed on planes...buzzkill.  BUT there is some good news from the airlines.  Woody has the info

Craigslist Price is Right:  Well Worn Pantyhose

Potty Pager---to stop your child from bedwetting.  Barely used.

Clean Urine

Yesterday we shared some audio from a newscaster in North Dakota.  It was his first day on the job and he dropped the "F" bomb live on the air.   He's now been fired.  Rough first day!  We took your calls on "crazy first day" on the job experiences.  Insane stuff!

Tickets to the "Last Summer on Earth" tour featuring the Barenaked Ladies with a game from Woody today:  "Barenaked Ladies Nut or in John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut"

It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II:  Dude arrested for hanging out of a car, naked, waving a vacuum cleaner part at police.

Burglar calls police mid-burglary because he thought there was another burglar in the house he was trying to rob.

Accountant stole $170,000 from her boss so she could get breast implants and a divorce.

No more bikinis on the beach.  What?  Oh....but there's an upside.  Woody has details....

New band names for DZL today: "Moist Pantyhose" & " Softest Squirrel in the World"